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Artist: The Darkness
Canonical path: /the-darkness/southern-trains
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Southern Trains
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Southern Trains
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Air-con set to sub-arctic
If it moves it isn't quick
Major delays, cancellations
Tedious conversation
Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your face
It's a disgrace
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere
Journey into pure despair
I just wanna get somewhere
Throw away the itinerary
The whole rat race in one place, stationary
On your marks, get set, stop
Southern trains are top (uhh)
It's a journey into pure despair
There are fucking assholes everywhere
I can smell piss and shit in the air
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere
Them southern trains
Choo-choo!
Boo-hoo!
Yeah!
Them southern trains
Choo-choo!
Boo-hoo!
Heaving carriages of indignation
Grown men weeping in pure frustration
Totally packed and always late
Into the tunnel of hate
It's a journey into pure despair
(Got me on the rails)
There are fucking assholes everywhere
(It's a steam age nightmare)
I can smell piss and shit in the air
(Slower than snails)
Fuck you, southern trains
We're not getting anywhere
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