Jug Band

Said, a rich gal drives in an automobile

Said, a poor gal do quite the same

Well, my gal drives an old hay wagon

You know she's getting 'round just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (if I live)

And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (if I don't get killed)

Said, if I never see you again

Be sure to remember me

Well, rich gal drinks good old whisky (yes she do)

Said, poor gal do quite the same

Well, my gal drinks shoe polish

You know she's getting drunk just the same

Said, rich gal, she'll beat you, she'll bop you with a stick

Said, poor gal do quite the same

Well, my gal take a rusty razor, she'll run you all over town

You know she's raising hell just the same

See, rich gal, she'll kiss you, she'll kiss you awful sweet

Said, poor gal do quite the same

Well, my gal spit back at you, she'll snap all on your lips

You know she's loving me just the same

Well, I'll be there in the morning if I live (if I live)

And I'll be there in the morning if I don't get killed (if I don't get killed)

Said, if I never see you again

Be sure to remember me

Said, if I never see you again

Be sure to remember me