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Artist: The Dickies
Canonical path: /the-dickies/i-ve-got-a-splitting-hedachi
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I've Got A Splitting Hedachi
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I've Got A Splitting Hedachi
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Well it's a chilly chilly evening
and you're burning with desire
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
I've been doin calestenics
just to try to get in shape now
Get it up, get it up, get it up and go
The set is on and I'm watching a show
but I can do it if you really must know
I should of known by you actions
what you're disposition's geared for
but I've had a busy morning
and my cranium is getting sore
Because I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
now
you said that you would give me head
but I'd rather watch Johnny instead
Well its pushin 2:30
and you're feelin really dirty yeah
you got my hand on my member
and you're tryin to get a tremor yeah
I can't stand it now the pain is so bad
but its the worst thing a guy ever had
[Chorus]
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