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Artist: The Donkeys
Canonical path: /the-donkeys/scissor-me-cigs
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Scissor Me Cigs
Read Scissor Me Cigs lyrics by The Donkeys on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Scissor Me Cigs
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After the flood
The jewels and the blood
All of the cattle
Stuck in the mud
Scissor me cigs
What records you dig
You can start a forest fire with just a couple of twigs
Acting so tuff
I'm calling your bluff
All you really wanted
Was just to look good in the buff
Bri dean and jan
Spraying on tan
Safe sampled drummers
Stuck in a can
Stretching out my e string
Stayed up all night
Now your pain is mine
Scissor me cigs, man
What records you dig, man
You could be a millionaire after a couple of gigs, man
Acting so tuff
I'm calling you bluff
All you ever wanted
Was just to look good in the buff
Stretching out my e string
Stayed up all night
Now your pain is mine
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