Hottress

We pulled into the bar at a quarter after six

Sidled up to the table to order up the drinks

I wanna see you, hottress don’t you understand?

Well I’ve been all over the world, every city on the map

But I’ve never seen a lady like the angel at the taps

I wanna see you, hottress don’t you understand?

It’s a long way to kelowna

And I’ll walk to the whole night through

Just to be the one, together in the sun

With you

Knockout blow, more news at 11

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30,000 Drunks will cry their bitter tears

Beauty, brawn, beer

The hottress is here

Now I asked her for her name, she flashed a wicked grin

I asked her for a glass of water, she poured a triple gin

I wanna see you, hottress don’t you understand?

She walked past our table, I thought I might pass out

She’s gotta put me on, that’s what I’m all about

I wanna see you, hottress don’t you understand?

It’s a long way to kelowna

And I’ll walk to the whole night through

Just to be the one, together in the sun

With you

Knockout blow, more news at 11

36-26-30-Fuckin’-7

30,000 Drunks will cry their bitter tears

Beauty, brawn, beer

The hottress is here

Now I don’t mean to offend you, or speak out of place

I don’t want you on my conscience, I want you on my face

I wanna see you, hottress don’t you understand?

Knockout blow, more news at 11

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30,000 Drunks will spend the night alone, I know

I know

‘Cause we’re goin’ home