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Artist: The Epoxies
Canonical path: /the-epoxies/beat-my-guests
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Beat My Guests
Read Beat My Guests lyrics by The Epoxies on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Beat My Guests
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Well, tie me up and hit me with a stick
Beat me, beat me
Use a truncheon or a household brick
Beat me, beat me
There's so much happiness behind these tears
Beat me, beat me
I pray you'll beat me for ten thousand years
Beat me, beat me
Well, though I'm black and blue,
Baby, I love you
Be your dog for just one flog
You don't hear me plead
For you to make me bleed
Beat me, beat me
Well, use a truncheon or a cricket bat
Beat me, beat me
A good beatings really where its at
Beat me, beat me
Well, though I'm black and blue,
Baby, I love you
Be your dog for just one flog
You don't hear me plead
For you to make me bleed
Beat me, beat me
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