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Artist: The Epoxies
Canonical path: /the-epoxies/join-the-professionals
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Join The Professionals
Read Join The Professionals lyrics by The Epoxies on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Join The Professionals
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Call it call it up again
The commies are coming and I hear you say
Who cares who knows? Maybe I will one day
Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me
Join the professionals
Be a professional
Join the professionals today
A kick in the head every day for a year
Wouldn't even need me going there
Shock the heart secretly for me
Do they really have a say
What goes on with you each day?
Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me
Join the professionals
Be a professional
You're gonna be one anyway
Who knows what you're gonna say?
Not Me
Who knows when your turn will be?
Not me
Join the professionals
Be a professional
Join the professionals today
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