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Artist: The Fiery Furnaces
Canonical path: /the-fiery-furnaces/two-fat-feet
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Two Fat Feet
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Two Fat Feet
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Slip me out of my northern noose
My Easter Egg
My western wheel
And a snouthern snake
I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh
A rumpled roast and a ragged eye
A floppy neck and two fat feet
Sneaky cheeks chewin' greasy gums
You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof
You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof
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