Enter Hector (hector's Hardcore Ghetto Rap)

Alright Stop! Colaborate and listen,

hector's back with a brand new edition

So now you better jump and shout,

cause there is no doubt

that we're about to turn it out,

cause I'm a cow, WOW!

And the name is hector,

say it wrong, and then I'll correct ya

I got black spots all over my body

You might say I'm a real big hottie. (NOT!)

Hey, watch yourself man,

you might find yourself with a kick in the can

So anyway I go out to the field,

and when crossing the road you had better yeild

Cause I got this real big lust for grass,

keep me from it, and I'll kick your ass

I also like my salty, salt lick-it,

take it away and I'll tell ya where to stick it

Cow's a real cool, they got this thing,

around their neck, when they walk it will ring

It helps the farmer, know where they are

so they don't walk out in front of a car

But not me, I'm just fine,

no bell for hector, he's a good bovine

occasionally getting milked, but always milkin it

You know I get the ladies more than just a bit

never use a condom, gotta use a glove

So come take a walk through my funhouse of love.

Now what is the moral of this story?

First of all the name ain't Corey, Joey, Jake, Justin or Cupid,

Hey look out we're about to get stupid

The name is hector and if you think you're butter

then come over here and SUCK MY UDDER!