Every Band In The U.S.A

hopped in the van at 6 AM

With a dream and my closest friends

Welcome to the land of the skinny jeans

Then the fifteen passenger van

I'm pulling up to a brand new city

I meet a kid in a purple deep V

He said he used to listen to me

Everybody seems so creepy

Step out the van and I'm feelin' kinda homesick

Too much fluorescent and I'm nervous

When the first band takes the stage

Wearin' super shoes and some fresh tattoos

And everything was Autotune

And everything was Autotuuune

So I put my pants on

They're a little too tight

But I think it's gonna be OK

I'm noddin' my head like yeah

I'm tapping my toes like yeah

It's not a bad song

But the track's too loud

And the drummer doesn't really play

Yeah, it's every band in the USA

Yeah, it's every band in the USA

So we hop on the stage at 9 PM

And turn our amps up loud

They're like "Who's this man playing guitar riffs?

They gotta be from out of town"

I'm singing loud but the crowd's talking over me

This definitely ain't a Chi-town party

Cause everybody's wearing neon

Looking for somebody to creep on

We huddle up and figure out a cover we can play

I rip a fart 'cause I'm nervous

Then I turn to the crowd and ask if they

Wanna hear a Miley Cyrus song

A Miley Cyrus song

Everybody sang along

So I put my hands up

We're playing that song

The butterflies fly away

I'm moving my hips like yeah

I put my hands up

They're playing my song

And I know it's gonna be OK

Yeah, it's a party in the USA

Yeah, it's a party in the USA

Glamour Kills won't sponsor us

So All Time Low won't tour with us

But something keeps us on that stage

A Miley Cyrus cover is all the rage

So I put my hands up

They're playing my song

The butterflies fly away

I'm banging my head like YEAH!

I'M PLAYIN' METAL BEATS LIKE YEEEEAH

I put my hands up

They're playing my song

I know it's gonna be OK

Yeah, it's a party in the USA

Yeah, it's a party in the USA