Funny You Should Ask

The good thing about this cast

Is I can still hold a knife

So if you ever twist my arm again

I'll be sure to put up a fight

You see, I just don't wanna do the things

That you want me to do

But I'm a sucker, so I do them

'Cause I am still in love with you

She said, "Honey

You gotta learn that love is simple just like mud

If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water

All we gotta do is touch"

'Cause I was young

I thought I didn't have to care about anything

But I'm older now and know that I should

'Cause I was young

I thought I didn't have to care about anything

But I'm older now and know that I should

And it's freezing

And I am watching you shovel snow

Off a driveway across from my parent's home

Now it's summer (now it's summer)

And you are laying out on your lawn

You look so sexy, Chelsea

With your polka dot bikini on

Come on, Chelsea

Speak a little french to me

Heard you spent two whole semesters drinking wine

While I was stuck in jersey

Trying to save some money

I guess I'm just another thing you left behind

But you were young

You thought you didn't have to care about anyone

But you're older now and wish that you could

'Cause you were young

You thought you didn't have to care about anyone

But you're older now and know that you should

It's funny you should ask

'Cause I don't remember

It's funny you should ask

I coulda been a contender

1,2,3! Everyone say cheese!

Thought you got the best of me

Turns out it was a video

Me and my best friend, me and my cousins

Sitting there smiling

Turns out it was a video

But I was young

I thought I didn't have to care about anyone

But I'm older now and know that I should

'Cause I was young

I thought I didn't have to care about anyone

But I'm older now and know that I should

It's funny you should ask

'Cause I don't remember

It's funny you should ask

I coulda been a contender

It's funny you should ask

No, I will not surrender

It's funny you should ask

'Cause I don't remember