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Artist: The Front Bottoms
Canonical path: /the-front-bottoms/legit-tattoo-gun
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Legit Tattoo Gun
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Legit Tattoo Gun
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My head has thoughts
What a ridiculous place to start
She said, "Well, how about my chest?
Or more specifically my heart"
Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely
I pretend I can play the drums inside my head
And I am good
They love these songs
They love my songs
But I am not a dirty God
And I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding
And she was getting high
Yeah, she was smoking pot
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight
But probably, oh, probably not
Who did I think I was?
Who did I think that I could be?
Oh, how dare me
Oh, how dare me
And there's a voice in the back of my head
In the back of my head says, "Let him be
Just let him be happy"
I'm gonna go crazy
I am the water
In the puddle in the shade of a tree
When I freeze over, you are the sun, you cannot touch me
And the tree feels bad
I can tell by the way that it felt
But it still won't move
So the ice won't melt
No, it still won't move
So the ice won't melt
But I am not a dirty God
I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding
Keep my body alive
Keep my arms reaching out towards anyone
But I am not a dirty God
And I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half of the time
The other half, I am only hiding
And we were getting high
And I was smoking pot
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight
But probably, probably not
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