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Artist: The Front Bottoms
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Taking My Uzi To The Gym
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Taking My Uzi To The Gym
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You and me
We could never be
Because I don't laugh at shit
That I don't think is funny
And you're so eager to please
You get on your knees
For any fucking asshole
Who says he's all you need
And I'm sorry
I have to take this approach
The only thing that'd shut me up now
Your hands around my throat
You and your friends feel free
And you're way too cool for me
And you do drugs now
And all your problems run so deep
And we were smoking in the basement
At your best friend's brother's party
And you love them because they treat you
Like you know what the fuck you're talking about
And you and me
We could never take this approach
The only thing that'd shut me up now
Your hands around my throat
Swear I love you
Until the very, very end
But there's a problem
You're in love with your boyfriend
This is me, officially
Giving up on you
I've wasted too much time with stupid lies
For this to ever become true
And this is me, officially
Giving up on you
We've wasted too much time with stupid lies
I'm getting shitfaced in your room
I've got dreams where I bleed
And I choke myself to sleep
And I hear screams
It's the secrets that you keep
And I am learning that your secrets
They really don't mean shit to anyone
But you and your friends
And you and me
We could never take this approach
The only thing that'd shut me up now
Your hands around my throat
Swear I love you
Until the very, very end
But what's the problem?
You're in love with your boyfriend
And I will get on my elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
And I refuse to take another breath
'Till you change who you have become
And I will lean on the elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
And I refuse to take another breath
'Till you change who you have become
And I will lean on the elbows
Until all my fingers go numb
And I refuse to take another breath
'Till you change who you have become
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