The Pirate Song

Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes

When he hears the words "last call"

Stand back and clear a path to the bar

Cuz someone's gonna fall

All aboard a tiny ship a bunch of salty punks

Some of us were fishermen and all of us were drunks

Avast ye me mateys and ye shall surely learn

Of the spirits in the cooler and the beer down in the stern

With nary a waring came the mighty crashing waves

The hull cracked the bow broke myself i had to save

I dove upon the cooler and tried to stay afloat

As the hands of me mateys were a-thrashing in the boat

Shiver me timbers!