CIA Man

Who can kill a general in his bed?

Overthrow dictators if they're Red?

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Who can buy a government so cheap?

Change a cabinet without a squeak?

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Who can train guerrillas by the dozens?

Send them out to kill their untrained cousins?

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Who can get a budget that's so great?

Who will be the 51st state?

Who has got the secret-est service?

One that makes the other service nervous?

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Who can take the sugar from a sack

Pour in LSD and put it back?

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Who can mine the harbors of Nicaragua?

Outhit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua?

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Who can be so overtly covert?

Sometimes ever covertly overt?

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Who's the agency well known to God?

The one that copped his staff and copped his rod?

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