Why Can't I Grow A Beard?

I know it's wrong but I lie a lot

I like to think that it's all I got

To keep you here interested in me

I think its cool that you love yourself

What's even cooler is theres someone else

To make you feel better about this all

Still I stormed the stairs like I was twelve

And I would lope of my nose just to spite your face

Lock these doors and close the drapes

I'm not coming out unless you get some answers soon

If the answers don't come I'll stick to my guns

I'm entitled to this I feel I've overcome

Getting stepped on and hurt and abused

And it's gonna end bad so I guess I'll just end this now

Cause I sure as shit ain't coming out

He grew a beard because he couldn't shave

It reached the floor, it seemed like days

And cameramen, they flooded my front yard

Denied request for the interviews

But told the world on local news

That she's happy and I could never be

Still I stormed the stairs like I was twelve

And I would lope of my nose just to spite your face

Lock these doors and close the drapes

I'm not coming out unless you get some answers soon

If the answers don't come I'll stick to my guns

I'm entitled to this I feel I've overcome

Getting stepped on and hurt and abused

And it's gonna end bad well I guess I'll just end this now

Cause I sure as shit aint coming out