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Artist: The Gods Hate Kansas
Canonical path: /the-gods-hate-kansas/everyone-wants-to-be-a-cop
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Everyone Wants To Be a Cop
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Everyone Wants To Be a Cop
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Everyone wants rules when thinking is too hard.
Everyone wants laws so they know who they can rob
Everyone wants scapegoats so we know we're not to blame.
Everyone's a cop so we think and act the same
Do you respect the force of law and use the law of force,
Or is respect for human dignity too confusing to support?
Who keeps you on this short leash, do you police your own ideas?
Then fear is your policeman and ignorance is your court
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