Scream and Run Away

The count has an eye on his ankle

and lives in a horrible place.

He wants all your money.

He's never at all funny.

He wants to remove your face!

And you might be thinking, What a romp this is!

But wait till you meet his accomplices…

When you see Count Olaf you're suddenly full of

disgust and despair and dismay.

In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf there's no love

When you see Count Olaf, count to zero;

Then, scream and run away

Scream, scream, scream and run away

Run run run run run run run,

Or die, die die die die die die die,

Run run run run run run run,

Or die, die die die die die die die die die die.

Two women with powdered white faces

And one long-nosed bald man with warts

Things worsen and worsen

As a hook-handed person

And others with nastier parts

This evil and unpleasant crew

Complete Count Olaf's acting troupe

The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of

The fortunes of urchins and orphans alike

I mean horrors, Count Olaf is no laughing matter

When you see Count Olaf count to zero...

Then scream and run away...

Scream, scream, scream and run away

Run run run run run run run,

Or die, die die die die die die die,

Run run run run run run run,

Or die, die die die die die die die die die die.