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I'm The One That's Cool

I'm The One That's Cool lyrics by The Guild. Oh, no, don’t pretend I didn’t see You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve...

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I'm The One That's Cool

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Oh, no, don’t pretend I didn’t see

You roll your eyes at my gaming tee

Don’t know if you can read or if you’ve seen

The sweet piece in this week’s Wired magazine

The latest trend has hit its peak

They say that geek’s becomin’ chic

So now you’re out of style as you can be

And I’m in vogue, so you can bite me

To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

Try to cop my style but I’m the real thing

While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering

Never earned your part in no society

My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree

Star Trek: Next Gen every night

Wore a headgear to fix my overbite

Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me,

I literally can’t see my hand in front of my face

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool

And I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

Role reversal must be a total drag

But there’s no point, no point for me to humblebrag

I appreciate you for being cruel

I’m burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel

Got my in-jokes you won’t get

Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat

So now your ballin’ parties seem so dumb

You can Evite me, and I’ll say yes, but I won’t really come

Got my comics

Got my games

All the things you thought were lame

Got my cosplay

Fanfic too

Got you pegged

STFU

To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool

Now I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

You may be tan and fit and rich but you’re a tool

And I’m the one that’s cool

I’m the one that’s cool

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