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Artist: The Haunted
Canonical path: /the-haunted/catch-22
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Catch 22
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Catch 22
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They'll get you when you're young
Teach you how to be a man (Stand up!)
Romanticizing (Bigger and Better!)
But it's never enough, is it?
And you're damned if you do,
and you're damned if you don't.
Let's celebrate anyway.
Just do what you do what you do what you do
what you do what you do what you do what you do what you do
and do it for me too...
Once you come to accept,
the vague sense of defeat eating away inside.
You're a pig in a pen waiting to face the knives.
Dead Dead Dead
And you're damned if you do,
and you're damned if you don't.
Let's celebrate anyway.
Just do what you do what you do what you do
what you do what you do what you do what you do what you do
and do it for me too...
We don't need another hero
Not another fool that you can drain and tear to shreds
Oh strip him down
sell him back to that from which he came
Ever so embarrassing
Someone to connect the pieces
Someone who will speak his mind
Someone who will carry what we're all afraid to really say
How infuriating and obscene
Apologetic in absurdum
No-one wants to feel
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