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Artist: The Hermione Crookshanks Experience
Canonical path: /the-hermione-crookshanks-experience/not-the-messenger
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Not the Messenger
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Not the Messenger
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Yes, an owl is a beautiful creature.
Yes, an owl is a marvel of nature.
But if I could just get in a few words,
I'd like to tell you that I am not… a bird!
I am not an owl.
I am not your go-between.
I am not an owl,
and I'm sick and tired of this fighting,
of this fighting.
Your behavior is quite childish
and I don't want to take in any part of this, so
please don't make me the messenger
In a fight that's so bloody immature.
I am not an owl.
I am not your go-between.
I am not an owl,
and I'm sick and tired of this fighting,
of this fighting.
I'm at my wit's end
Just deal with it he;s your best friend.
So I can get some rest
And I won't have to fail
My potion's test
I am not an owl.
I am not your go-between.
I am not an owl,
and I'm sick and tired of this fighting,
of this fighting.
Sick and tired, sick and tired,
not gonna take anymore fighting.
I am not an owl.
I am not a go-between
I am not, I am not, I am not an owl.
Whoooooo.
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