The Hitman Blues Band

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Fine Piece Of Merchandise

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Fine Piece Of Merchandise

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Well it don't seem fair,

And it don't seem right

You've been lookin' 'round

And I'm in plain sight

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Don't you wait too long

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Get me before I'm gone

Well I'm not too fat

And I'm not too thin

And I'm very convenient

I just plug right in

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Don't you wait too long

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Get me before I'm gone

I don't drink too much

I don't curse and shout

I bring money in

And take the garbage out

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Don't you wait too long

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Get me before I'm gone

Your mama won't bug me

When she comes around

And I leave the seat

In the bathroom down

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Don't you wait too long

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Get me before I'm gone

My head and hips

Are built for fun

And I know just how

To make your motor run

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Don't you wait too long

I'm a fine piece of merchandise

Get me before I'm gone

Spoken:

This is a limited time offer - you don't find guys like me

Walkin' the street every day -

(mumbled) we usually walk at night

Hey! Come back here! You'll regret it!

There are people waitin' in line for me!

(mumbled) ...And if any of them catch me, I'm in trouble...

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