Christmas Duel (Feat. Cyndi Lauper)

The Hives:

I bought no gift this year and I slept with your sister

I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her

but with the year we had last and the dress that she wore

I just went along for the ride and I came back for more

and I'm sorry baby

Cyndi Lauper

That's all ok hunny cause see I burned the tree this yearand I slept with your brother, I wrecked your daddies car

and went down on your mother.

I set your record collection on fire and said I never knew

felt kind of bad about that and I know you did too

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

Everybody:

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad.

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

The Hives:

I married you last year bet you thought I was sober..right

but I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake

This could all have been over

Cyndi Lauper:

Oh hunny please don't excuse your behavior

Cause I know you don't hear me and change your will

Everybody:

It's not all in my favor

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

Holding on without any reason

cause something strong this holiday season

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

'Cos the snow keeps on falling even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

and spend spend spend this Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together

and spend spend spend this Chris-Christmas together