Totally Clingy Dog

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Every time I try to do pilates

You are laying down on me like I am a couch

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Every time I try to pee and leave the door open

You are looking at me like you need help

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Every time I leave you you get a little bit angry

And I hear you start to whimper and cry

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Every time I try to get on the computer

And then I see the look in your eyes

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For a year we haven't been apart

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Yeah, soon we're gonna have to be apart

'Cause we're going to work and school

And so we won't be together

When we're gone, what will you do?

This is our doll, please don't behead her

And I just wanna get exercise for a minute of two

You don't like it when we're in another room

You're used to us letting you be on our Zoom

I'm sitting on the couch

You go and sit there

With your butt against me like I am a chair

You really need me tonight

You're gonna crash my Zoom tonight

You're gonna steal my food tonight

Once upon a time I could sit on my couch

Look at all the space that you hog

I don't know what to do

A totally clingy dog

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Every time I leave the house

You're pawing at the window like the house is on fire

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Every time I try to get some gardening done

You're standing on the side of my head

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Every time I try to take a bath

You're worried that the tub is gonna eat me alive

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Every time I try to do a pushup

You think I'm being attacked by an invisible guy

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Why are you always on my head?

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Seriously

You're always up there on my head

And it's totally our fault

I take you everywhere we're going

I let you play board games with us

And I dress you up in clothing

And I pet oy all day and all night

And you won't let me stop

Now that we are leaving

What are you gonna do?

We won't be there to watch you chew on my shoes

You really need me tonight

You won't let me cook tonight

I can't read my book tonight

Once upon a time we would give you some snacks

What will happen when we are gone?

There's nothing I can do

A totally clingy dog

A totally clingy dog