Sinners N' Winners

Out on the tarmac

There stands Scouse Jack

Megaphone and anorack

Shouting out 'Listen Matt

Choose Christianity, don't choose humanity'

He lost sanity a long time ago

Coming out of Topshop

Girl with a mop top

Cheeky little boob tube

YouTube lover

Round at the back door, crack whore,

Morals slack for a reason, I'll tell you what's more

Play her down and beat her

Treat her meaner

Never made her keener, man you should've seen her

Now on the forecast, she's got a snow blast,

She better run fast, she'll die a young lass

All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,

All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,

All these cats have their kittens on celery,

And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

And my mum always said to me

You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing

Or they'll hunt you down, karma's always quicker than a clown,

Outside the school gates

That's where your mum waits

Burger and chips, playing up cos you never ate

Healthy little bite size, pasta and salad sides,

Literary lettuce and a lesser known appetite

Jamie Oliver

Stick out your olive branch

Kids ain't got a chance, stuck in a trance

Sat on computers, join up the routers,

Big distributors of fatness is fruitless

All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,

All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,

All these cats have their kittens on celery,

And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

And my mum always said to me

You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing

Or they'll hunt you down, karma's always quicker than a clown,

Out on the tarmac

There stands scouse jack

Megaphone and anorack

Shouting out 'Listen Matt

Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?'

The man's got a point, yeah, he can be forgiven

All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner,

All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner,

All these cats have their kittens on celery,

And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury

(The meaning of life)

And my mum always said to me

You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing

Or they'll hunt you down, karma's always quicker than a clown,

Yeah my mum always said to me

You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing

Or they'll hunt you down, karma's always quicker than a clown,

Karma's always quicker than a clown.