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Artist: The Holly Springs Disaster
Canonical path: /the-holly-springs-disaster/my-pet-monster
Related lyric paths: 6
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My Pet Monster
Read My Pet Monster lyrics by The Holly Springs Disaster on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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My Pet Monster
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There are cherries, ripe for the picking.
America's losing, meth recipes cooking.
Oh excuse me miss, can I buy you a drink?
Just don't mind the bitter after taste.
Oh no, the joke's on you, you're now infected with The Dirty South Plague.
Fathers grab your daughters, 'cause the boys are back in town.
Fathers grab your daughters, 'cause the boys are back in town.
Wake up, let's stop, I just want to go home.
And I've been sick for the last six months
12 days been up, just the monster and me.
And I just want you to get some sleep.
Wake up. Don't go.
Monster, don't go.
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The Holly Springs Disaster performs "My Pet Monster", and this lyric page sits inside the The Holly Springs Disaster catalog on LyroVerse.
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