A Bundle Of Fun

I chopped the chillis nice and fine,

Laid a candle on the table,

I pour myself a glass of wine,

Set the music sweet and low,

You should have been here about nine,

All by myself here at the table,

I ain't a stickler for the time,

But that was three glasses ago.

Now it might sound silly,

But I cooked us up a chili,

With them corn tortillas,

'Cause I really wanna see ya,

In that little red dress,

With your hair a mess,

Now the bottles half done and I'm a bundle of fun.

I am a bundle of fun,

I am second to none,

So listen up honey-bun.

You coulda took the time to phone,

Let me know you couldn't be here,

I guess I'll party on my own,

Make believe that I don't care,

Half a dinner made for two,

Has found a home here in the freezer,

There's no point in gettin' blue,

Guess it means there's more to spare.

Now it might sound silly,

But I cooked us up a chili,

With them corn tortillas,

'Cause I really wanna see ya,

Didn't make it too strong,

But you took too long,

Now I'm bumpin' into furniture and wonderin' where did I go wrong.

I am a bundle of fun,

I am second to none,

So listen up honey-bun,

I am number one.