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Artist: The Hot Toddies
Canonical path: /the-hot-toddies/html
Related lyric paths: 5
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HTML
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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HTML
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HTML is not hard to spell,
When I'm with you, when I'm with you
Binary code is just ones and ohs
I thought you knew
You are so swell, just like DSL
You touched my modem, you touched my modem.
We went to the bop, my heart gigaflopped
When I saw your...
W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com
I typed OMG, should be you and me
You wrote LOL, wrote LOL
My browser froze right down to my toes,
I said go to hell.
I should have seen, I'm only 15
And you're 32, you're 32
You don't love me, I went and asked Jeeves
He told me it's true, told me it's...
W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com
Last night while you were offline,
I googled your name
And I found out that you're a 40 year old intertube salesman from Ohio!
WTF?! I thought you were the one for me
But you're just a major loser
And now I will always be... lonely girl 15.
W W W, whoa-oa-oa
dot com
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