I Like My Toys

I have a train set and a garage full of cars

And a soldier with a gun

My mother says I should have more responsibility

As I'm nearly 31

I have a plane, I have a crane

That can lift up all my trains and all my cars

I have a boat that doesn't float

But a big machine that takes me to the stars

But my mother says I should get a job

Or my father she will tell

She says 16 years is a long enough rest

Though I say that I'm not well

I have a train set and a garage full of cars

And a soldier with a gun

My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games

And she'll say I'm not her son

But your mother says you should get a job

Or your father she will tell

She says 16 years is a long enough rest

Though you say that you're not well

I had a plane, I had a crane

That could lift up all my trains and all my cars

I had a boat that couldn't float

So my machine and me are going to the stars