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Artist: The (International) Noise Conspiracy
Canonical path: /the-international-noise-conspiracy/united-by-haircuts
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United By Haircuts
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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United By Haircuts
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United by music & haircuts
And brand new army of suits that got sawn up
To fit the smiles of the do-gooders parade
But it is not our nation state that needs to be saved
A glamorous posturing of old design
So join the safety crusade and we all feel fine
Yeah, you have been noble but bullshit is all I see
Uniting people around nationality
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
United by features of excess
Passing out crumbs at their convenience
The upper-class are laughing at us yet
Since you keep missing the target
A soothing tone of a whole lot of nothing
Entertainment aid to try to prove something
The power that produces poverty
Still remain intact for you and me
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
Hey, what does this mean we're building
Bigger walls around you and me, and I said:
Hey, who's really been saved by the
(Small liberals, churchgoes) United artists crusade
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