Call Me Maybe Parody

I threw a wish in a well

Don't ask me I'll never tell

I looked to you as it fell

But now you're in my way

I'd trade my soul for a piss

A number two would be bliss

I can't take much more of this

Hope no one's in my way

That stall was open

I was really hopin'

For a big unloadin'

Can't you see I'm defecating?

Hey! I just met you

And this is shady

So where's the plunger?

Cuz I'm not waiting

It's hard to shit right

Feels like gravy

So where's the plunger?

This shit's amazing

Hey! I just met you

And this is shady

But I'm not waiting

My ass is blazing!

All of the others stalls

They were taken

So where's the plunger?

This shit's amazing