Little White Lie

Oh please forgive me Mrs. Johnson

You see I was in Wisconsin

And I'm sorry that I'm late

But can't you appreciate

That I was staring down a barrel of a loaded 38

Yeah I was tortured by the CIA for crimes against the state

But I escaped

I hope I'm not too late to class

I hope I pass and make the grade

I'll have it made

As soon as I get home I'll get another mom

And there's one thing I can do

When I need to save my hide

I'll tell another

Tell another

Tell another

Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by

Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by

Girl please don't kill me

Were weren't loving

No she was just my cousin

I only kissed her because she's my sister and she's gay

And there's one thing I can do

When I need to save my hide

I'll tell another

Tell another

Tell another

Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by

Yeah there's one thing I can do to survive

I've got to tell another little white lie

Good evening Officer O'Malley

Yeah I was speeding down the alley

But I didn't see that sign because I'm colorblind

And I'd sure appreciate it if you'd let me off the hook

See I mistook the light for green since it's the only color can see

And if you'd do me just one favor

See, my wife went into labor

Down at alto baked

And I hope I'm not too late

Yeah

And there's one thing I can do

When I need to save my hide

I'll tell another

Tell another

Tell another

Oh I'll tell another little white lie to get me by

Yeah there's one thing I can do to survive

I've got to tell another little white lie

Oh I'll tell another white lie to get me by