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Artist: The Kills
Canonical path: /the-kills/alphabet-pony
Related lyric paths: 6
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Alphabet Pony
Read Alphabet Pony lyrics by The Kills on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Alphabet Pony
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Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Funny monkey tore money loose
And soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just say it
Easy alphabet pony
Uh- Easy alphabet pony
No fun I have
We got no money
Need a friend
A volcano dish
On a mountaintop to live it
Easy alphabet pony
Uh- Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Uh- Easy alphabet pony
I cancel Sunday
Cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I've been running on a note tomorrow
Roadie great speed
N-n-n-need a punch
A pop a bang
A different song
Like a nice new pope
Needs a mean straight dog
Yeah
Easy alphabet pony
Uh- Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Uh we go up down
Up down up down telling you
We like the walk the talk
Don't stop and fall into the queen stairs
Sharp teeth dry heat
Can't breach too many sins
And don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink
Easy alphabet pony
Uh- Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
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