5 Bottles Of Shampoo

She pushed in before me,

in the supermarket queue.

Pretending not to see me in the way women do.

She put on the counter some bread and milk too,

and then she pulled out 5 different bottles of shampoo.

And I thought to myself, "I will never understand women."

And I hear some of you saying "Yeah but all men are the same,

they all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks."

That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us,

so don't point that finger so quick.

I do see some of the blokes though,

in the clubs, pinching girls asses,

trying to be intimidating, making obscene passes.

"Man, she's a goddess,

you can tell by the way she dances."

But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances.

You just show you got no respect for yourself.

Show you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl.

So when she chats to me,

you spit at her and shout "WHORE."

Well, it's written in the art of war,

to fight only the battles you can win.

But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in.

If you have to scrape me, broken boned, bloodied, bruised and battered up off the floor,

well fuck it.

Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.

So down with the dictatorship,

they're so cock sure,

they use rape as a weapon of war.

Fuck the man that thinks it's okay to give his wife a punch.

Fuck the judge that said it weren't rape cause she was drunk.

And if you're pro life,

I mean, if you're PRO life,

then become a doctor, or foster a kid,

make it possible for people who are alive, to LIVE.

But don't you dare tell women, what they can and can't do,

when it was a woman that gave life to you.

Yes, I'm a man who may be stereotypical,

but I ain't afraid to say it, I think all women are beautiful,

and strong.

Too fat, too thin,

that's just media spin.

You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.

So I'm sorry, if we made you feel untrue,

if truth be known, I love all of you.

You're a giver of life, and a warrior too,

so do you really need 5 different bottles of shampoo?