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Artist: The Kira Justice
Canonical path: /the-kira-justice/1-abertura-de-sword-art-online-parodia
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1 Abertura de Sword Art Online (Paródia)
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1 Abertura de Sword Art Online (Paródia)
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Cara tá deprê
Olha a chuva, sai daí
Vai ser triste
Na matrix
Gata vai andar
Nessa tela ela está
Na cama quente
Ó gemeas!
Faz carinho no céu
Mas tá longe
Que que você fez?
Bugou tudo, ai meu Deus!
Caí daí, então
E vai tretar com o pato azul
E o cara do 300!
Monstrão com rabo de cobra
Aí ferrou geral!
A gatinha veio ajudar!
E soltar uns poder
E os coadjuvantes tem que aparecer!
Agora já deu, pera ainda tem mais uns!
O monstrão vira flor
Se você mata com um x
Eu faço rango pra você
Você só dorme, se fu-!
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