Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Lancashire Hotpots
Canonical path: /the-lancashire-hotpots/bitter-lager-cider-ale-stout
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout
Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout lyrics by The Lancashire Hotpots. I Went down the local pub the other night A pint of mild there in me sight Up approached a...
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
I Went down the local pub the other night
A pint of mild there in me sight
Up approached a southern geezer
he Said
"Have a Bacardi Breezer"
I said I hope your joking son that's not right
Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designers drink, I'd rather drink nwt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out
I took Jean to Pig & Albert for us tea
When some bloke ordered WKD
Well I didn't know what for do
When Big Frank ordered Malibu
I tried explain to Jean
She just couldn't see
(She's partially sighted, registered disabled)
Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out
Everywhere I turn I see these Alcopops
The kids are drinking 'em
Hanging round the shops
I should be their babysitter
I could get 'em onto bitter
no more ASBO's
It's just barley, wheat and hobs
Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out
Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts
Designer drinks, I'd rather drink nwt
You can keep your white wine spritzer
babycham for your sister
Order that in Lancashire son and your out
Please drink in moderation
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout"?
The Lancashire Hotpots performs "Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout", and this lyric page sits inside the The Lancashire Hotpots catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout"?
Yes. The related section below points to Sat Nav and Chippy Tea with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by The Lancashire Hotpots?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through The Lancashire Hotpots's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale, Stout yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.