Bowling Alleys And Conservative Dads

I still shake my head in disbelief.

I can't believe she wanted to call the police.

All I did was take out my gun

'Cause I wanted her to look me in the eyes

And at that moment I understood her lies

And realized what she had become.

And in the past

I've played the role of Agent Shot-Up.

And right now my face is Agent Red.

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning

I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.

Movie nights were all I had,

Bowling alleys, and conservative dads.

It just doesn't get better than this

Golden Eye in golden days.

Golden Gun is all we'd play.

I just needed that one shot that I missed.

That's when he came for me.

"Get out of bed."

He looked me in the eyes

And this is what he said,

"I'm a believer and you are not.

I'm Straight Edge and you like to smoke pot.

We are just so different

I sleep all night like a person should do

While you're out partying and drinkin' booze.

But that's not really what I meant.

I'd better be the epitome

Of what society should be

And you'd be better off dead.

Washington D.C. should be

A fine place to v-i-s-i-t,

But you're already Agent Red."

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning

I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning

I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.