Collecting Cookies

I am a lawyer, and I am a father

I talk well by the rules and do my best to care for my kids

Got so much money

I got a happy family

I got a busy schedule

So I can't talk right now, sorry

I am a student

I've got phds

I majored in drama, science, laws, music, philosophy

I'am an example

Everybody wants me

But none of it matters since I just sit collectin' cookies

I am a party boy

I like to be, in clubs twerkin' and dancin'

Bein' dumb with people like me

I don't really mind couse I've got no self-esteem

There's plenty to go around couse there's no 'I' in team

I am a runner

I am a athlete

I like to run and be the fastest

Like a bolt of lightning

Be number one

I want more medals

I want to win

If I can't get there

I can shoot adrenaline

But I

Got no one

I got no job

No talent that I'm good at

So I'm lyin'

In bed

I am cryin'

Wishin' that I'll get lucky someday

I'm cryin'

(I'm cryin')

And whinin'

(And whinin')

Wishin' that I'll get lucky someday

I'm cryin'

(I'm cryin' and whinin')

But none of it matters, really

Since I just sit collectin' cookies