Gameboy Advance SP Edition

It was years ago, as a fully grown boy, I, was jumping in the street and I

Was clobbered by, a car into a window

That was when I saw, a game boy advance, s-p-, blue edition

But my fa-mi-ly, can barely afford gold

As I stared at him, into his eyes, he said: Mom, mamaaa, as he held it in his tiny hands

I started running and I screamed, and shoved him to the ground, took that gba from him

Got inside, my house, with a big, smelly han-dle, snuck past all my parentals

And then I blew my candle out

As I pressed the boooton with my feenge, did not, know, what it’d, bring me

Or what, its all a-bout

And a little man appeared on screen, his name was mare-e-o

He sprints at fast speeds such as my own

Pressed another boooton and he jumped

I screamed when he disappeared, and, I feared, he wouldn’t, come

Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, s, p, blue edition

(You better back, away my friend)

You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, s, p, blue edition

(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)

The screen turned black, it had turned into a big, hole

Is this a hole I see, before me?

And it echoed like a hole

There was mare-e-o, and his gra-phics were jumbled

Realistic skin, pores

And chapped, lips, and I tried, to change, it

Then mare-e-o he did not move, all, that he did was scream

And my skin turned rotten and green

I feared the worst, and so I, tossed, that, gameboy out the window, it came, back again

I snuck inside of the little boys room, I wanted to tell him that I was wrong

But when I turned the lights on, the room was full of people in black

I said: Who the flip are you people? Is that your boy there inside that box?

A priest said: Lower that box, then I sprinted towards the coffin

I yelled to free me of this curse, then mare-e-o appeared

But then gaussian blurred away

Appeared again, said learned my les-son, clicked his mustache

Then I woke, the next, day

Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, s, p, blue edition

(You better back, away my friend)

You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, s, p, blue edition

(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)