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2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)

2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed) lyrics by The Lonely Island. Ooh, 2 banditos Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos...

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2 Banditos (feat. Chris Reed)

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Ooh, 2 banditos

Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos

Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos

Similar to autopedos, [?]

Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown

Hunter's thinking they were conner4real, what's the deal?

I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil

Yeah I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birth right

Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns right

I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo

And when she came, you know it sounded like

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos

Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos

Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos

Do a little dance and I drink a little water

Man, how'd I get the money? (don't worry 'bout it)

Why they kissing on my couch? (don't worry 'bout it)

How they get so cool? (don't worry 'bout it)

You've been struck by the 2 banditos

What the fuck is that? (don't worry 'bout it)

Does this make me look fat? (don't worry 'bout it)

I just ate a fucking rat (don't worry 'bout it)

You've been struck by the 2 banditos

Dumb, dumb dumb, dumb, dumb dumb, stupid!

My name is connor and I'm not a model citizen

I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in

Swimming in her prison, man my interests is dwindling

And I'm hella bored too, fuck it

Banditos eat a lot of burritos

While we're fucking bald eagles

Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)

Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens

Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens

Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens

Shut the fuck up!

Thank you

We just robbed the place (don't worry 'bout it)

They just licked my face (don't worry 'bout it)

Took a shit in your food (don't worry 'bout it, rude!)

You've been struck by the 2 banditos

Pop this pill (don't worry 'bout it)

Is that cocaine? (don't worry 'bout it)

What is life? (don't worry 'bout it)

You've been struck by the 2 banditos

Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)

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