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Artist: The Meatmen
Canonical path: /the-meatmen/tooling-for-anus
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Tooling For Anus
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Tooling For Anus
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Tooling For Anus...That's You
Tooling For Anus...Him Too
Tooling For Anus...Her Too
Tooling For Anus..Them Too
Detroit City is the place to go
if you wanna lick gonads or blow a stiff
bookies, nunzios, menjos too
to pack some blowin'
to shoot some glue
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i'm not a fag and i'll never be
afraid to hit the can to take a pee
afraid some sissy'll grab my ass
i'll stick his face with broken glass
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