Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Mecenas
Canonical path: /the-mecenas/chuck-norris
Related lyric paths: 6
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Chuck Norris
Read Chuck Norris lyrics by The Mecenas on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Chuck Norris
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Eu queria ser Chuck Norris
Pra poder pegar as minas
Poder foder até o infinito
E gozar tudo fundo de piscina
Chuck Norris é amado por todos
Ele curte um Rock'n'Roll
Não importa se é o The Mecenas
Ele sempre rouba o show
Chuck Norris vai chegar,
Ele vai te assustar
Roundhouse kick na tua cabeça que nem Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris virou paz e amor
Deixou de lado sua guitarra
Pegou um violão psicodélico
E agora só ve pornochanchada
Todas as grupie, as putas, tiveram filhos
Chuck Norris nenhum deles assumiu (ele é muito esperto, viu?)
Viraram todos emocores
E seu pai não gostou
Chuck Norris se redefiniu
Chuck Norris vai entrar,
Ele vai te assustar
Roundhouse kick na tua cabeça que nem Bruce Lee
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The Mecenas performs "Chuck Norris", and this lyric page sits inside the The Mecenas catalog on LyroVerse.
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