Walter Mitty Blues

I dreamed this was a real,

I dreamed this was my life,

I dreamed i was the only sane one living,

When i dreamed i couldn't open my eyes

I dreamed i was running away

From someone i'd never seen before,

I must have something bad to upset him

'cause he hit me with a brick

And then i stubbed my head and saw...

I dreamed i was down in a sewer

Holding my stomach to see a gapping hole,

I dreamed people were laughing

And proding my insides with a ten foot pole

I dreamed i lived in a cottage

I had to be inside before it was dark

Had to bolt all the doors, shut all the windows

The chaos began when the dog barked

There were babies crying, i heard wolves howling,

And a deafing hum of millions of flies,

I was laughing, screaming, shouting, screaming

I can't help it i can't open my eyes!

I dreamed i saw my best friend

Coming towards me with hate in his eyes,

The lights went out, i started to fly,

My head cracked open there was fire inside

I dreamed that this was a real,

I dreamed that this was my life,

I dreamed i was the only sane one living,

When i dreamed i couldn't open my eyes