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Artist: The Moaning Myrtles
Canonical path: /the-moaning-myrtles/don-t-throw-that-book-at-me
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Don't Throw That Book At Me
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Don't Throw That Book At Me
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No one likes me
I can tell
Sitting in the U-Bend
Disregarding the smell
Go take a pee
It's all fine and well
But don't throw that book at me
You'll go to hell
Chorus
My life was full of misery
And you're still mean to me
And though I've taken my last breath
Now you're ruining my death
Contemplating suicide
From what Peeves said
Then I remembered
I'm already dead
Wanted peace and quiet
Look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book
Falling through my head
Chorus
Let's all throw books at Myrtle
Because she is dead
And you'll win fifty points
If it goes through her head
Let's all throw books at Myrtle
While she's trying to pee
But just wait till it's your turn
And you'll be sorry
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Chorus
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
Don't throw that book at me, Ginny
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