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Artist: The Moldy Peaches
Canonical path: /the-moldy-peaches/who-s-got-the-crack
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Who's Got The Crack
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Who's Got The Crack
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There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
There's no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing
As panama jack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You've got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
Who's got the crack
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