Hello My Name is Fred

How would you mind if I moved in next door to you?

And then would you mind if I held up your door for you?

And maybe in time I could knock on your door

And you could answer and I could say; hello my name is Fred

And you could say hello my name is Marianne or Catherine

I don't care, I'm new; I'm Fred

And you could invite me in to see your place that's a very beautiful bedspread

And your kitchen is like mine not blue but red instead

And would you mind if I asked you if you live alone?

Because I had heard voices when passing or was it just the phone?

And then you could tell me your boyfriend calls you everyday

And I would suggest that he must have a lot to say

How would you mind if I moved in next door to you?

And then would you mind if I held up your door for you?

And maybe in time I could knock on your door

And you could answer and I could say; hello my name is Fred

You can come over anytime, borrow sugar or drink some wine

I've been alone now for several years, just me

I've got a collection of classic movies; I listen to music too

I've got a tight schedule but I don't do the things most folks do

I detect from your accent that you must come from another place?

Your complexion is perfect I swear it's Gods good grace

In time you'll be glad that I moved in next door to you

And given notice I`ll make enough dinner for two

Call me at work and you´ll get right through

I will answer; and you could say;

Hello is that you Fred?