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Artist: The Nipple Erectors
Canonical path: /the-nipple-erectors/stupid-cow
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Stupid Cow
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Stupid Cow
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Got yourself a pair of mohair socks
'cause you saw Johnny Rotten wear 'em on the box
And you learned to do the pogo dance
Cause you heard that it's all the rage in France
I never told you what I think of you
I think you walk like a stupid cow
I think you talk like a stupid cow
I think you walk, talk like a stupid cow
Oh baby now
Look in the mirror, what do you see
Look in the mirror, now puke, Huhghgh!
Got yourself a pair of mohair socks
'cause you saw Johnny Rotten wear 'em on the box
And you learned to do the pogo dance
Cause you heard that it's all the rage in France
I never told you what I think of you
I think you walk like a stupid cow
I think you talk like a stupid cow
I think you walk, talk like a stupid cow
Oh baby now
Look in the mirror, what do you see
Look in the mirror, now puke, Huhghgh!
'cause you walk like a stupid cow
Because you talk like a stupid cow
Because you walk, talk like a stupid cow
Oh baby now
Look in the mirror, what do you see
Look in the mirror, now puke, Huhghgh!
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