You're So Cool

Yeah you're so cool

Yeah you're so cool

Yeah you're so cool

Yeah you're so cool

Alec, I'm sorry I ate your sandwich

Waiting backstage at the Bowery Show

I was not aware you need your alone time

But you're a big star and you let me know

It must be a drag to be on tour

You sing out of key and still they beg you for more

I know it must be just a dreadful chore

For such a tortured genius

Whoa, Alec, you're so cool

(You're so cool)

You greet us all with a sneer and an attitude

Alec, you're so cool

And I hope that I could turn out like you

Thank you for taking up all of the sound check

We really didn't need one, it's okay

We've been here since noon, your guitar's out of tune

And I'm starting to think that you like it that way

The lights go down on a sold out crowd

A hundred bucks a ticket, still they scream and they howl

You walk on stage and give a great big scowl

To all the little people

Whoa, Alec, you're so cool

(You're so cool)

You greet us all with a sneer and an attitude

Alec, you're so cool

And I hope that I could turn out like you

I wanna know, was it always this way?

Or was there a time when you could laugh at yourself

Are you the same? Or did everything change

When your friends began to clap their hands and say

"Yeah! Oh, Yeah! (oh, yeah!) Oh, Yeah!!" ?

Alec, you're so cool

(You're so cool)

You greet us all with a sneer and an attitude

Alec, you're so cool

Was there advice that you took at The New School?

Alec, you're so cool

(You're so cool)

And I hope that I could turn out like you

'Cause you're so cool

Yeah, you're so cool

Yeah, you're so cool