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Artist: The Parselmouths
Canonical path: /the-parselmouths/kicking-house-elves
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Kicking House Elves
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Kicking House Elves
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House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
Every noble family has their own house-elf
They don't ever cause a stir, they take care of themselves
Ridiculously obedient, they always stay put
And to get out my frustrations I just kick them with my foot!
'Cause house-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
Their wardrobe is hilarious, it really makes me laugh
When you see its tea-cozy you'll know it's never had a bath
They make me feel important, 'cause whatever I say goes
And the one thing I will never do is ever give them clothes!
'Cause house-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
House-elves are fun to kick around
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