Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Parselmouths
Canonical path: /the-parselmouths/prerequisites
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
Prerequisites
Read Prerequisites lyrics by The Parselmouths on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
Prerequisites
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
In gryffindor they drill you on your courage and your might
Before they let you in they want to know if you can fight
And ravenclaw will quiz you to be sure you got the smarts
If you aren't brainy they will kick you out before you start
And hufflepuff won't mind if you are just an average joe
They'll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose
But slytherin is not that simple, we want something more
If you don't have this simple skill we'll show you to the door
Sure wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of weasleys is our real prerequisite!
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
(sing lalala under this)
You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don't you care?
That your family is a big disgrace!
But slytherin is not that simple, we want something more
If you don't have this simple skill we'll show you to the door
Sure wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit
But making fun of weasleys is our real prerequisite!
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
(sing lalala under this)
You have red hair
And freckles all over your face
Don't you care?
That your family is a big disgrace!
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
Oh weasley it's so easy
It's pleasing, teasing the weasleys
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "Prerequisites"?
The Parselmouths performs "Prerequisites", and this lyric page sits inside the The Parselmouths catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "Prerequisites"?
Yes. The related section below points to Being in Slytherin is Not Half Bad and Black Family Anthem with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by The Parselmouths?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through The Parselmouths's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on Prerequisites yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.